A few weeks ago I stumbled on a blog that listed books that the blogger had no intention of ever reading. I liked the idea, but the only reasoning the author gave for any of the books was "meh." (I didn't save the link, nor do I even remember what blog it is, sorry.) Here's a few books I have no intention of ever reading, and why.
Or anything else by Rand for that matter. I tried reading it as a teenager but could only get a few pages in because I found the writing tedious, but my reasoning as an adult is that Rand's philosophy of pro-capitalism is just horrible.
I don't handle dead cats very well at all. The beginning of the movie made me turn it off real quick, and I will probably never pick up the book. Also, all respects to Stephen King, I think he's a great story-teller, he writes wonderful short stories, and I've enjoyed every movie adaptation of his work I've ever seen, but his novel-writing style and I have never meshed.
I read the first book because it didn't seem fair to make fun of it without having at least tried, but I have no intention of ever reading the others. It's really one of the worst written series that never deserved to get popular. Anti-feminist, melodramatic, obnoxious characters, and the absolutely terrible writing makes these books the worst books ever written.
I watched the 2008 mini-series and it traumatized me for life. Most depressing story ever. My fiance hates movies with misery in them (this story is nothing but misery from beginning to end) so sometimes to torture him I follow him around all, "She was raped and she named the baby Sorrow and then it died!" And he hates me.
Nicholas Sparks has a very punch-able face, don't you think? I actually know little about his work other than it's drippy christian romance, and that's enough for me to stay far, far away.