Special days call for special gifts, and I have one for you. I'm offering "The Beauty and the Beast" up for free today. It's more romantic than some of my other stories, and thus fitting. The cover is also properly red with roses and all that.
It's available for free at Smashwords
While you're there you can download a bunch of other free stories too: Drain Me Dry, Boy, Saturday Night, and In the Dark are all free downloads from smashwords.
Now, as for your valentines gift to me, I like the expensive chocolates. Kay? :)