Wednesday, January 30, 2013

9 Rules of Sex in Fiction

Here is a list. (I will admit I am guilty of a few of these.)

1. The hero can always get it up.
2. Sex is never messy.
3. No one gets knocked up unless the plot demands it, even if condoms are never mentioned.
4. Virgins always orgasm their first time out.
5. Every woman orgasms from penetration alone.
6. Even if she hates her rapist he's still going to make her climax. 
7. The average penis size is 9 in.
8. Every BDSM practitioner has a full dungeon in their home.
9. Lube is never necessarily.

I know there's more--what have you got?


  1. 10. There is no gagging or mishaps during deepthroating.

    Love that one. It's the easiest thing in the world to do, right? :)

  2. Many of these apply equally to gay fiction. #10 is my favorite - so excited that you included it. LOL Well done, Leigh!

    (Lichen Craig)